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Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america
It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.
mate chill out and have a drink
If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student